On this Fathers day, Kim Media Group wishes all Fathers in the Diaspora a Joyful Day.
Fathers should be proud on this father’s day because there is every reason to rejoice and be grateful. There is also a magical connection in our bodies that women, bless their hearts, will never have as fathers.
10+ Reasons Why Fathers should be Proud of Themselves!
1. We know stuff about tanks, planes and stuff.
2. A 10-day family trip requires only one suitcase.
3. We can open all our own jars and take high risks.
4. We can make decisions and go to the bathroom without a support group.
5. We can leave a motel bed unmade and not feel guilty about it.
6. We can hunt, kill and grill for our own food.
7. Wedding plans kind of take care of themselves.
8. Underwear is under $15 a three-pack at Wal-Mart.
9. Three pairs of shoes are more than adequate.
10. We don't have to clean the house if the cable installer is coming.
11. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
12. We can sit quietly and watch TV with a friend for hours without talking or thinking "He must be mad at me."
13. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
14. We can drop by and see a friend, drink beer and eat meat without having to bring a little gift.
15. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors.
16. We don't have to shave below the neck.
17. A few belches are expected and tolerated.
18. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
19. We can do our nails with a pocketknife.
20. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before Christmas and be done in 45 minutes.
Disclaimer: The following phrases have been adopted and modified from other writers.
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